Son: If our buttcheeks had been shaped differently, farts wouldn’t make any noise.
Me: Are you saying the fart noise is part of God’s eternal plan?
Son: No! Well … yes …
Son: If our buttcheeks had been shaped differently, farts wouldn’t make any noise.
Me: Are you saying the fart noise is part of God’s eternal plan?
Son: No! Well … yes …
Out of Babel 
I wouldn’t have thought that was controversial.
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People don’t expect God to have a sense of humor.
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I remember asking my dad after church one Sunday if God has a sense of humor.
His response was “Well, do funny things happen?”
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Farts are part of the curse and our fallen nature. There will be NO farts in heaven 😉
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But will there be whoopee cushions?
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I guess that depends on whether you think there will be animals in heaven…
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I kind of want animals and whoopee cushions in the new heavens and the new earth.
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I will put up a rope around my area then 😉
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You can just keep us away with your halo.
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🙂
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