“Louisiana woman planted mysterious seeds before she heard the warning not to“
All across the nation, people have been receiving unsolicited packets of seeds in the mail. Some people, like this woman, planted them because she had previously ordered seeds and didn’t realize this wasn’t her order.
The seeds are often shipped from China. Theories are that they could be a marketing ploy or an attempt to sabotage U.S. plants by sending invasive exotics.
Invasive exotic plants, that is.
I have a different theory.
The reason you should never plant unsolicited seeds, nor ever put them in water, is that they might contain … pod people. Obviously.
I think we all need to brush up on our science fiction.
Out of Babel 
I got some of the same seeds, planted them in my back garden, and it grew perfect replicas of myself and my wife. They’ve been super-useful for cooking and attending meetings when we’re busy, so not everything that comes from China is bad!
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I’m so relieved. I thought it was going to be either bio-engineered soldiers or aliens. And not necessarily from China.
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Well, the seeds were postmarked China, but the alien dopplegangers were most likely from another galaxy. Remember to water them daily, and they make great companions when fully grown!
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Let me know how it goes. Their resemblance to you and your wife might just be their larval stage …
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Jen, it’s science FICTION. Sorry, no pod people.
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See, I think Trattray has already been replaced! Why else would they be trying to lull you into a false sense of security.
I think you nailed it with your pod people theory. Kill us with covid, replace us with pods and voila, Instant Invasion in a Cup (just like ramen).
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Well, on the one hand, that is exactly the sort of thing that the real TRattray would say.
But on the other hand, how can we know …?
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You folks appear starved for entertainment. Must be the lockdown .
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Exactly. The Invasion has begun….
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haha I definitely agree with this theory!
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