I’m sure you’ve all heard the phrase “CLEAN ALL THE THINGS!” from one of the great blog posts of the Internet, by Allie Brosh.
But recently, I have come across some even funnier uses of “the” + plural.
For example, “on the Interwebs.”
Dave Rubin says this all the time. Why? I don’t know. It makes him sound like a savvy, spiffy, suspender-clad octogenarian who is learning to use the Internet because he’s sharp as heck but doesn’t yet know what to call it. Dave Rubin is a commentator whose entire job is “on the Interwebs.” He’s mid-40s, my age. What is he trying to say with this? “Look, I know what I’m doing, but I’m too old to keep up with the terminology the kids are using these days”? Whatever he means to communicate by it, I think it gives him a fun, retro vibe.
And just this week, Ben Shapiro said the following: “Usually when you go camping, the purpose is to enjoy the natures.”
The Natures. This made my week.
But why? Is this some linguistic trend that I haven’t been informed of? It strikes me as a way to sound self-deprecating, but I honestly don’t know.
Have the blog readers heard any other examples of this construction?
It’s a now thing; people talk about ‘the gays’ or ‘the politics’; a casual way of lumping things together, I guess. Language changes and evolves..
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Can’t tell whether you meant to type “now” or “new,” but works either way.
I think it’s adorable. People are such geniuses with the words.
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I don’t think you’ve missed a thing. Just a few writers quirks. Perhaps for some them English is a second language.
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Oh gosh this is so annoying (I really dislike when Rubin says “the interwebs”)
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Oooh you find it annoying? There’s a new thought! I will have to watch out for that!
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