[Five-year-old] Thomas sat on the dusty brown carpet between his two brothers with a well-worn dictionary in his lap. He kept it with him when he watched TV in case he came across a new word.
“What is it Mom and Dad do with these people?” he asked.
[Thomas’s brother] Henry stared at the TV and pushed the buttons on the remote. “Exorcisms,” he said.
“Exorcisms,” Thomas thought out loud as he flipped through his dictionary. “How do you spell that?”
Henry smiled derisively. “X-O-R-S-I-S-U-M-S.”
Thomas raised a skeptical eyebrow and flipped to the “E” section.
The next half hour passed quickly as he read about existence, existentialism, exit permits, exorcism, exoskeletons, and exotic dancers.
–The Resolve of Immortal Flesh, by Rich Colburn, p. 13